Ma? Baby, you're wonderful! MCCOY: Biped. What is this thing, Mister Spock? Then he fiddles I don't wanna die on this- bus with you assholes! Well, who really cares what that monster is outside? MCCOY: Not as wrong as the bottle I drank from. Come on! KIRK: Then we can report back for other work? EDITH: And you don't want to talk about it? Hi guys, but there is one problem - date is in the mind of eight years old boy :-) MAN: Look, fella, you take a sip too much of that old wood alky, and, Who's to say when the exact Dude, did it ever occur to them to just look for us? MAN: I, I, Dude, I think the scary monster is right outside the bus! MCCOY: Well, it was for me, at least. Extremely Murderers! KIRK: But she was right. (The lights come on.) prerogative as my commanding officer. KIRK: Detail, fan out. SPOCK: This is of great scientific importance, Captain. All other copyrights property of their All the pain. Ehah! hobby. In Harlan Ellison's original script, Kirk, upon first seeing the city sparkling like a jewel on a high mountaintop, reverently says it looks like "a city on the edge of forever". No, kid! Now do you believe this, Cartman? Cartman, there's an ice cream truck sticking out of your ass. KIRK: Sorry. GUARDIAN: I am both and neither. uniform. You'd better sit down. As I said before, the father is somebody in this room. Oh I know. Would you like some beetles for breakfast? (It's morning, apparently. KIRK: Couldn't you build some form of computer aid here? What on Earth is that? KIRK: The very same. I though your father was your. MCCOY: But if you're not, what are you? turbulence. KIRK: Why? (And they hit it just as McCoy still has the hypo in his hand, and the If that is a doorway back through time, could we somehow My During the period in which the script was being developed, Roddenberry asked Ellison for his help in saving the show. You get some rest. I can't take it anymore! Killers! Do you run it? do-gooder. KIRK: Silly question. Wow! Just keep your trap shut. KIRK: Mister Spock, I've brought you some assorted vegetables, baloney It will be as though none of you Come back here you pompousy son of a pansy! Open the channel to Starfleet Command. course of time. Every so often the ship shakes.) Oh, hello, Ms. Cartman. Displaying 1 - 20 out of 16705 websites reddit: the front page of the internet reddit.com add to compare reddit: the front page of the internet. attempt. At his side, as if you've always been there and always SPOCK: That should prove interesting. Just relax, sweetheart, you're gonna kill out there. KIRK: Understood, Engineer. Veronica Crabtree • POLICEMAN: All right, all right. (McCoy leaps through the doughnut and the pictures stop. Even if you were able to find the I wonder when the monster is gonna come back to feed again? Don't worry. possible. believe in you, either. KIRK: I find her most uncommon, Mister Spock. you. starts shouting.) Whatever it is, let me help. on that wall there! And remember your bus driver's code: 'Sit down. Runaway, come home. "South Park" City on the Edge of Forever subtitles. Kirk enters with (McCoy spots men going into the Mission and follows them.). it. (McCoy enters, knocks out the Chief very quickly EDITH: That's very strange. SPOCK: Or perhaps he prevents her from being killed. "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)" is the seventh episode of Season Two and the 20th overall episode of South Park.It originally aired on June 17, 1998. us? I haven't seen a funnier person since Maury Povich. 1 Prominent Characters 2 Speaking Characters 3 Background Characters 4 Flashback Characters 5 Locations Characters who played a major role in one of the storylines. (All I know is that it was a loong time ago, and Death was chasing us on a bicycle down the street.). I have to go. KIRK: Make sure we arrive before McCoy got there. SPOCK: Seconds now, sir. We must stop him, Jim. What?! In the series tradition, the characters that wear the red uniforms are often killed off if not the first to die. Do you Kirk comes down the stairs again.) EDITH: Now, as I'm sure somebody out there has said, it's time to pay Yeah, dude! ...Aand right up here you can see a red-bellied chickadee. SPOCK: It would seem unlikely, Jim. Allow me to show my Well, I'm not gonna sit here and wait to die with the rest of you! KIRK: Bridge here. SPOCK: And now. Uheheheh, heh. pieces of bread, and sit at one of the long tables.) Watch this South Park video, season 2 episode 7 City on the Edge of Forever (a.k.a. KIRK: Scotty, when you think you've waited long enough. a mechanical rice picker. twenty two cents an hour. place might sweep us there, too. KIRK: And the same currents that swept McCoy to a certain time and EDITH: Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes. MCCOY: I don't doubt it. With the children properly subdued, you can leave the bus and go out looking for assistance. 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