I'm not upset about her. Move to the next cue. Kyle: Hey Pip? I made fun of them because they are. Pip: Well no. It's numbuh-- uuhhh... Oh, I don't know. Kyle is sitting on the table shivering with his eyes closed. seminars to edjucate, mmkay. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka/Script, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Conjoined_Fetus_Lady/Script?oldid=433645. Children, that's not cool. Now, let's hear it one more time for our world champion South Park Cows! dodgeball players aren't like us. This is your week, you aren't going anywhere. Chef: Sorry son, you'll have to let the nurse look at it. Let's hear it for these brave souls! Script • Sheila: [To herself] She's really touched. Don't you realize that the last thing I ever wanted was to be singled out? You shouldn't make fun of foreigners. Chef: I said, I've always wanted to visit Prague. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Hey, I really, really want that. And so it is in honor of this that I declare this exciting week as Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week! What a glorious parade that was! Short announcer: And there is only one more Chinese player left. He is taken to the nurse's office, which is widely regarded as a horrific place by the students. My parents are Chinese. Just whooped Denver's ass on them and a pink baby attached on the side. Are you just gonna be a little French pansy your whole life? Uh, Principal Victoria, Nurse Gollum has conjoined twin myslexia. Kyle is injured and must go to see the school nurse and is terrified because of the stories he's heard. Oh, I'm sorry, children. Say around 8? finals? Full Ep. Principal Victoria: Well Mrs.Broslofski, it certainly is a thrill seeing He's so fat, it stuck in his belly! Chef: But it's quicker to get to the Denver school that way! written champions. Siamese twins. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Jelly roll's perfect! imagine and big yellow dodgeball champions bear hanging in the cafeteria. Only four of them came back alive. She's outraged. Kyle discovers the reason: the nurse has a stillborn conjoined twin fetus attached to her head. Mayor: [On podium talking through mic] Ladies and gentlemen this is We need backup. Mr.Mackey: The school could put out pamphlets, mmkay. We need backup! Tuong Lu Kim is the owner and proprietor of City Wok, the only Chinese restaurant in town - and City Airlines, the only affordable airline in town. Oh, I don't know. Principal Victoria: I'll talk to nurse Gollum, but I'm sure she'd be " Conjoined Fetus Lady/Script " " The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka/Script " The official script for " Conjoined Fetus Lady " was released by South Park Studios. Move to the previous cue. you know, you never let go. Kid: Well good luck, we've got our futures to think about. Mayor: And now friends, it's time to present lifetime conjoined twin Chef: No, no, no, no ,no, that's different. baby come on, just woop give it ass. Tom: Dude that is not cool. 21:58. The living baby is born with the dead baby still attached. Kyle: [Lying on the floor in a high voice] You...bastards... Short announcer: Oh my, I haven't seen an American die like that since the wall. I just wanted to do my job, and live my life like any normal 136kb: 205_BIGEYES.WAV: I don't suppose they'll have any problems seeing the ball with their big American eyes. delighted. Chinese Kid: [Starts reading] Hey you American dumbass, you French piece But sometimes the twins get hooked together and they're born as This poor woman Mr. Chef: Hey, hey, hey! more at the post office, head shot pissed even more, and shocked sitting She's on the toilet, and she clamps her legs shut, with hands before them for added security. Cartman: Did it talk? No, no, no, no, no, that's different. Principal Victoria: Oh! Conjoined Fetus Lady. Chef: I'm Chef, coach of the South Park cows. And take those stupid things off your heads! How about a hat then? This is the big time, alright. you. Pip is the only one left holding the ball. Well, Sharon, I was just trying to educate them about conjoined twin myslexia. Conjoined twin myslexia. pansy your whole life? The partially separated egg then develops into a conjoined fetus. Hey, you know, that nurse is actually pretty cool. You get this kid, and we are State Champions. or. She has a dead fetus attached to her head. I can't believe they let us play this in school. Nurse: Oh, well I'll get you an ice-pack. It's all swollen and red, You've got the strength, you've got the courage Why are we playing dodgeball again? Don't be a wuss! Nonsense! cojoined twin myslexia week all our prayers are with our little South Park Watch Random Episode. of folks just like you! Hiit ita wita great pride, that huwe huwelcome ourn American friend. My mom says there's a lot of black people in China. And take those stupid and here you are. I've been reading up on your poor nurse's Nurse Gollum sitting next to Stan's mom is horrified. or. Tom: [Mocking an American] Do you have any non dairy creamer? Look, I don't want to be treated different. try to beam the kid on our team with a big red ball. I ah, well I don't know what to say. Come on! Ooh children, it'll be glorious. Sheila: Can you imagine that poor, poor woman. It is up to. I'm Bob Thomas, the coach for the Denver Has anybody actually seen the nurse, and come back to understood rather than made fun of. fun fact there is 0 chinese people in the entire place of south park Chef: Alright lets go cows. somebody because of their ethnicity. My G-hod, amazing where people can live nowadays. Nurse Gollum is walking alone in the middle of the street, not exactly While he sings the Chinese kids. Oooh, my, I haven't seen an American die like that since Abraham Lincoln! So I told the school board to find me some hick school from the mountains, and here you are. Chef: How many times do I have to explain this to you, I'm not a student. Then you can go on and play the Chinese. we take a look back at Nurse Gollum, and the brave life she has lived. You-you don't understand, children. You children win this one, and you're National Champions! Okay, Tom, rooks rike A-mericans are getting ready to play. piece of crap. Now, let's try not to send anyone to that monster nurse this time, Frenchy. You're gonna get us into trouble again. All sit on couch. South Park is the world champion in dodgeball. You fight for tomorrow! We could set aside a whole week to make the public aware Kyle: Oh, I just hit my nose playing dodgeball. And besides I hate French people. feel like an outcast with our first official conjoined twin myslexia hats! Can we go home now? Mayor: Now join me in saluting our cows and help make Nurse Gollum not Sheila: I want to invite your nurse to a dinner party at my house this But sometimes the twins get hooked together, and they're born as. Hey, you wanna hear my impersonation of American? growth attached to my head. It looks like they put the kid on the stretcher, you over instead. uh-uh. Some people are heard crying in the back. It was... Mayor: As our myslexia awareness week draws to a close, I would like This award goes to outstanding conjoined twins who have So I suppose that's out. Great job, children! Cartman: Damn Pip, I didn't know you had it in you. Pip: Everyone, everyone look! baby still attached. Shot of Chinese kids in a line for a steroid shot. And now, let's hear from the woman of the week! Did you say a fetus, sticking out from her head? Conjoined Fetus Lady; or. Mayor: [on a podium as usual]: And so as we have this honorary dinner, kids are seen throwing a 1000 lb weight. And now.. Nurse: Don't you realize that the last thing I ever wanted was to be Mayor: And now let's kick off our week long festivities with the first Next time you wanna scare the hell Kyle grabs one end of the rope, and Cartman the other, while Stan stands Chef: Ok, that was pretty good Pip, but you're supposed to hit the kids Who the hell cares what it's called? She shows a picture of 2 guys with their heads together. Well, we might as well get this over with; we've gotta start thinking about D.C. Kyle: Dude! Stan: Yeah, maybe that dead fetus makes her smarter. We've been working all week against that kind Where they will undoubtly be beaten Eh, sooo, I hear that the South Park Cows are playing for the State Finals in dodgeball tonight. Mr.Chef, Mr.Chef, South Park is the world champion in dodgeball. nobody else would play us, because they knew we'd just beat 'em silly. If the ball hits you, you're out, but if you catch the ball, he's out, and the last team to still have anybody standing wins. So now that you're educated about her disease, you won't need to make fun of her. We're gonna play dodgeball! Our South Park cows have just beaten the Washington rely on that amazing American intellect, A picture of Mao Zedong is seen hanging on top of the gym, A Chinese kid knocks down one of the South Park kids, A Chinese kid hits Kyle in the face, and then in the nuts. I'd appreciate if both you and Mr.Mackey would attend. Mayor: But most importantly this week has brought to my attention a Sheila: Sometimes, after the Siamese twins are joined together, one It was--. Be the ball. I mean gravy! Oh, sorry about whoopin' your ass there, Coach! Joking is a way for them to come to terms with what they don't understand. A song starts playing with some man singing. Just That is enough! I want to talk to you all about your school nurse. Oh glorious national champions. Now, come on! I have felt so bad ever since I heard the boys making fun of you--. You're my conjoined-twin-dead-thing-hanging-off-your-head woman, Nurse Gollum • But Chef, we don't wanna play the Chinese! "Dodgeball Song" • Mayor: Nonsense. twins. Stan and Cartman run out the door screaming. Can you ever forgive me? make it too painful. so even you could have a dead twin inside you and not even know it! Apparently, nobody else would play us, because they knew we'd just beat 'em silly. evening. Well, that's exactly what I'm talking about. So let's have half the children on this side, Well, no. Cartman tries to escape Last year's national champions were the Austin Pirates. to win. cows now playing their hearts out in China. Chef: Great catch Kyle. Now we're almost to China. of the library, and our own South Park cows elementary school dodgeball I want to make the public aware of her. Kyle: We don't wanna play dodgeball. Everyone starts putting them national champions. Even with Sheila: You see boys, sometimes when babies are born, they're born as out. Aren't we supposed to have won something in order to go to State Finals? China for the world championship. South Park will finally This simply all is very sorry. Yes, Principal Victoria, the thought had occurred to me. Kyle: "Yeah, you're from China." I think our boys just might have the dead fetus Dude, that is-a not cool! I heard the school nurse is hideously deformed. Chef: And just what price would you pay for you trying to blow it. Feeling like an outcast, being ridiculed every day... Hello, Sheila? Let me try, let me try. Stan: If the ball hits you, you're out. She facesa front, and you see a dead fetus sticking out of the right But sometimes, after the Siamese twins are joined together, one of the twins dies before birth. I just wanta start a movement. But Chef, you just ripped on Chinese people. Keep your damn mouth shut! I didn't know you had it in you. I can't believe I threw such a ball with my own arm. Even with a dead fetus on your head Apparently Stan: Aren't we supposed to have won something in order to go to state You can't give me an office referral, and-! Dead fetus It would only be a bigger letdown the next year if we. No big woop. Do you wanna be on my team again? on a toilet in her bathroom. You see boys, sometimes, when babies are born, they're born as twins. Let's show em what we got! So, uhh, where did you get your degree, Nurse Gollum? ice pick. Sharon: Hello Sheila? Damn, Pip. I get quite disturbed when you call me that! No it isn't, it hurts! Full Ep. We're world champions! Stan: Yeah, shut up Pip. That is enough! We never had dodgeball in my school. Congratulations, you're national champions. of crap, throw ball. He gives the Chinese kid a piece of paper. TV Screenplays N through Z Download Free PDF TV Screenplays (Click on links below to download PDF scripts) Naked_Hotel_1x01_-_Pilot That hurts good. I thought we only played on Fridays. Bob: Well I certainly wanna thank you for bringing your team down. Ooohh, so I suppose that's out. So did you ever think of just, you know, having it cut off? We've been asked to play in the state finals Here we go cows here we go, Cartman: So, Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh? Stan: But Chef we don't wanna play the Chinese! Stan: Jordan, Swatson, pull forward! Nothing is pissing me off! Look, Pip, the rules are simple. Sit down, boys. Series 2, Episode 5 14+ CC SD CC HD. I want you all to try and focus on your game. Kid from Denver throws the ball and it gets stuck in Cartman's flub. Americans look alike. dodgeball team, and are on their way to the world championship in China. Some other Chinese aware of her. [Mocks an American] Sheila: Damn it Kyle. courageous, Nurse Gollum! 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